Petting Zoo 7: PANDAMONIUM!!
NEWS FLASH: PANDAS ON THE RUN!
Last night, in a stunning display of animal uprising, hundreds of pandas escaped from zoos across the nation.
Love may have driven the mass panda exodus. Multiple zookeepers reported the unmistakable bleats and chirps of panda mating calls comingled with the boom-boom-boom of heavy bass beats emanating from their panda enclosures the night of the incident. And today, in multiple U.S. cities, rogue pandas were sighted purchasing bikinis, fishnets, and bourbon, and dying their fur neon colors.
Where are all the pandas headed? What is their purpose? And are they NICE?
COME FIND OUT on April 22!
Calling all zookeepers and sexy beasts: Its time for this years PETTING ZOO!
Come get your party on with the hottest creatures in the Northwest panting and purring at the Petting Zoo of your most inappropriate imagination.
Be warned: some animals do bite.
TICKETS: Available in advance until we're full. (Purchase by 3/21 for early bird tickets!)
DRESS: Fuzzy, furry, feathery hotness! (Pandas and non-Pandas welcome!)
ON THE DECKS:
|> DAVID TURNER, Seattle, WA
|>TRINITRON (WORK!, Bounce Brunch, 1999), Seattle, WA
|>CAKE FVCKER (Slutgarden), Portland, OR
|> KYLE DOUGLAS (MyHouseYourHouse::Distrikt), Seattle, WA www.soundcloud.com/kyledouglas
|> MACKSIMAL, Seattle, WA
ON THE VISUALS:
I> VJ EYESAUCE (Slutgarden) Seattle, WA
ETC.: Once you buy your tickets, your name will be on our list at the door. There will be door security to keep out mean, nasty animals that dont play well with others.
Studio Seven (View)
110 South Horton Street
Seattle, WA 98134
|Minimum Age: 21|
|Kid Friendly: No|
|Dog Friendly: No|